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Horror film for suburban sycophants (like me)! | 
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4 Stars | 
Nothing's gonna change the Beatles! | 
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An Unofficial Entry into a Series of Rip Offs? That's not a good thing, Homer! | 
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INCREDIB-LY BAD! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Like any given Fashion Model... Hot, but dumb! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Malcolm spys again! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
So much went in to creating so very little. | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Syd's back... new wigs, new kicks, new outfits... new direction! | 
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4 Stars | 
Fall back to UNDERLAND! | 
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5 Stars | 
The Sci-Fi/ Horror Classic now with Restored Scenes! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
The BATTLE of LV-426! | 
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Dog! | 
Yes, there really is an Alien 2... but there shouldn't be! | 
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Dog! | 
If you rip it off REAL fast it will hurt less! Not. | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Clash of the Space Monsters! | 
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2 Stars | 
Rehash of the Space Monsters! | 
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Dog! | 
Bruno is CONDEMNED... to the OTHER HELL! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Webb's Web is Emma-Licious! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
It's just like Family Guy... just not as good. | 
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3.5 Stars | 
A Black, Black, Black, Black, Black Comedy! | 
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3 Stars | 
Scary as Hell if you want to believe! | 
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2 Stars | 
The Movie with the HOUSE that Watches you BACK! | 
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2 Stars | 
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? | 
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2 Stars | 
It's really not that bad. | 
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2 Stars | 
Three Dimensions of Cheese! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
The Californian Horror!!! | 
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DOG! | 
The WRONG movie about the WRONG house! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
From the 21 Grams folks, an excellent Drama unfolds! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The stupidest movie I've ever loved! | 
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3 Stars | 
Sensationalized Biopic about sensationalized biopics! | 
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4 Stars | 
Angel joins W & H... because Lila said so! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Angel adjusts to W & H, with a new addition! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Spike Horks Angel up but good! | 
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4 Stars | 
Is Angel Angelus, or has he become something worse? | 
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 TV Episode | 
4.5 Stars | 
The end of an Era! The Vampire Drama closes (for now)! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Andy and Larry's 9 companion pieces to The Matrix hit and miss! | 
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2 Stars | 
Beach Bum with the Grunge Look wants to Eat you.
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 Short Film | 
4.5 Stars | 
Don't be afraid... come inside! | 
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2 Stars | 
Apocalypse... Later! | 
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5 Stars | 
Conrad's Heart of Darkness set in Vietnam! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Sci-Fi and Comedy Collide in this crack-up short! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Sometimes we live on faith if that's all we have. | 
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4 Stars | 
KMFDM's Comeback is worth the wait (and its weight in gold)! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Something to keep you up at night? Well, one of you! | 
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3 Stars | 
I KNOW NOTHING! I SEE NOTHING! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
How to Obtain Unobtanium, without getting BLUE! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Assembly of the Superheroes! | 
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3 Stars | 
The Dead Walk Again. But enough about the Government! | 
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 Music Concert | 
3.5 Stars | 
Pushing 50, still hot as the 80s! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Kung Pao, enter the Beef! | 
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2 Stars | 
Travolta and Jackson Sail the Seas of Cheese in a predictable Mystery! | 
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2 Stars | 
Predictable, horrible but NAKED AS ORGANIC FRUIT! | 
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Dog! | 
Batman Rogues Gallery, now featuring Joel Schumacher! What a Debacle! |  
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4 Stars | 
The Dark Knight Strikes Back and resurrects a Franchise! | 
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4 Stars | 
Hey, kids... no fighting in School! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The Cylons are back, but now they're made of Silicon! | 
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4 Stars | 
Smart, Sexy and well Paced. I wanted to hate it... but I couldn't! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
We're kept guessing... because it appears that the writers are still guessing too! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Now, wait just a Centon!
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3 Stars | 
An Episode without Helo is a Wasted Episode! 
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2.5 Stars | 
A Bunch of TV Stars in a TV Movie doing a bunch of TV Things!
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3.5 Stars | 
Rural America in a Blue State!
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3.5 Stars | 
Remember Squid Head from Star Wars? He's got a Big Bubba! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
An Ancient Monster awakens and goes to Coney Island! Wouldn't YOU? | 
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Dog! | 
A new definition of Torture! | 
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4 Stars | 
This Dog's no Vapor! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
An important movie. Look, Listen and Learn.
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4 Stars | 
Hell is for Children, but that one spot on the rail by the ramp at HOBA... that's ours!
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2 Stars | 
It doesn't make it beyond silliness. | 
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5 Stars | 
The Best Movie of 2003! | 
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3 Stars | 
The Big Indie in the Small Pond! | 
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4 Stars | 
Revenge of Thanksgiving Dinner!! | 
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Dog! | 
Revenge of Thanksgiving TURKEY!!! | 
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3 Stars | 
Frank Black is KING... Kentucky Prophet... not so much! | 
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3 Stars | 
Slay Belles! Actually don't... Jerk! | 
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Dog! | 
This one's snowed in! | 
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3 Stars | 
Cool and underrated mixed Science Fiction bag! | 
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2 Stars | 
There's a Hole here all right. A BIG hole!!! | 
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4 Stars | 
Lose yourself in the part! | 
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2 Stars | 
Third Time's an Anathema! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
One more reason not to get Lost in the Woods! | 
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DOG! | 
Herschell and the nauseating TECHNICOLOR Sleaze Boat. | 
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2 Stars! | 
Greedo Strips First! | 
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DOG! | 
Vaguely suggestive topless "Lesbians" in a Troma Flick. Eh. | 
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3 Stars | 
Beutiful Spanish Lesbian Vampires in an Irish Folk Tale! Could there BE a more perfect idea? | 
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Dog | 
Deformed Slasher in Halloween Mask terrorizes Campus. Yeah, so? | 
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Dog | 
Slasher in Hockey Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. | 
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Dog | 
Slasher in Shatner Mask Terrorizes Summer Camp. Been there. Done that. | 
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Dog! | 
When you're this High, you'll eat anything!!!
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3.5 Stars | 
When the Governor hired that hooker, it wasn't a blow OUT he asked for. But that's what he got! | 
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3 Stars | 
Bluer than Vinyl was her siding. | 
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4 Stars | 
Might I say, the HOOK brought us back?
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4 Stars | 
Bark at the Bolt!
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3.5 Stars | 
When will we be having the sex?
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4 Stars | 
I'm poppin' your cork!
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3 Stars | 
The FUTURE sucks... but at least ROVER loves you!
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3.5 Stars | 
Have Breakfast... Stay for a while... but don't put him in a cartoon!!! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Horror, Sci-Fi, Longing and Beauty when the Monster demands a Mate! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Welcome to the High School Detective Story for Adults! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
A dignified, yet tense Love Story! | 
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4 Stars | 
One Hell of an Indie Short! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Terry Grimm with more ups and downs than a Merry-Go-Round Horsey! | 
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3 Stars | 
We get it, Brian, we get it, you like Hitchcock!!! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Watch those hands, Masher... Who cares if I'm dead? | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Seven Years of BAAAAAAD LUCK!! | 
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Dog! | 
A Mirror Image!! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Matt Damon's amnesiac hero drives a mini cooper and spanks Chris Cooper! | 
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3 Stars | 
Matt Damon's amnesiac Retreads everything he CAN remember! | 
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3 Stars | 
STRIKE OUT! But in Bowling, that's good. | 
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Dog! | 
Strangely Familiar Post-Apocalyptic Margi vehicle! | 
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4 Stars | 
Bruce Campbell & Ossie Davis in JFK and Elvis Versus the Mummy! | 
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3 Stars | 
Swanson lays the groundwork for something much better! | 
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More slayers than you can shake a Mr. Pointy at! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Is the King Bee Buzzin' round your Hive?! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
A Maniac stalks Familiar Campers in an Unfamiliar Thriller!!! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Ashton Kutcher time travels past That Seventies Show! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
He's got a ticket to ri-ide and he's watchin' a film! | 
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3 Stars | 
You'll want to Catch it... but try not to! | 
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4 Stars | 
Je ne sais pas! Il est un peut des Bizarre! | 
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4 Stars | 
Damn it, you guys! | 
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Dog! | 
The 2007 Christmas Turkey must be stopped! | 
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Dog! | 
Cannibals... Don't Fear the FEROX! | 
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4 Stars | 
Ghouls: Cold as the Winter of Weird, Funny as Indie and Spring! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Dawn of the Video Nasties! | 
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Dog! | 
Who is this Superhero? Marcos the Butcher? COULD BE-EE! | 
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Dog! | 
Cannibal Terrible... | 
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5 Stars | 
Ever since he was a child, folks have thought they had him pegged,  because of the way he was, the way he talked. And they were always wrong. | 
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4 Stars | 
White Knuckles, even when you know what's coming! | 
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3 Stars | 
Stand and Face... the BEASTMOBILE! | 
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5 Stars | 
I've been to Daytona, but I've Never Been to ME! | 
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Dog! | 
Not even the HAMs can survive... THE GHOSTHOUSE!!! | 
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Dog! | 
Blair, Hoff and the DEVIL! | 
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Dog! | 
In every way, a TOTAL Short Sale! | 
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3 Stars | 
Satire En Espaniol! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Keeping the Comics PURE... Novel idea! | 
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4 Stars | 
Know when to hold 'em! | 
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4 Stars | 
Hanks and DiCaprio in a Crazy Crime Caper! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Descend into Careful Horror! | 
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2 Stars | 
Branaugh as Woody Allen makes me vomit! | 
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3 Stars | 
Meat Sellers in a bleak Cellar... and the wind cries Stacey! | 
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4 Stars | 
A TRUE game changer! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
You'll eat it up! | 
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3 Stars | 
Silly Family Fun... Why not? | 
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3 Stars | 
The cutest thing this side of FARMington Hills. | 
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Dog! | 
I got your Christmas Turkey Danglin'! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Before South Park, The Simpsons or Family guy... there was... me! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
The classic becomes an Epic! Recommended! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Heroic Quests and Monsters of Fantasy! | 
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3 Stars | 
Silly Sci-Fi Fun... Why not? | 
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4 Stars | 
I don't remember Cinderella kicking this much ass! | 
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2 Stars | 
I wonder what the Mayor of this berg looks like! | 
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4 Stars | 
Germophobes UNITE! | 
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3 Stars | 
It might turn you OFF! | 
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 BOOK | 
4 Stars | 
So what exactly is a "clockwork orange?" | 
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4 Stars | 
The Slug that Ate New York! | 
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4 Stars | 
Cold Mountain... Hot and Cold... | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Coldspotting Artie in the Forbidden Zone! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Jamie Foxx proves he's a Real Star... Again! | 
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3 Stars | 
CIMMERIAN CHEESE! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Dan... Lisa... What's for Lunch? | 
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3 Stars | 
Another take on a Constant Theme. | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Acting great, story rocks, DRUG COMPANIES BAD, BAD! | 
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Well-Acted Fairy Tale about Luck and Love! | 
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A couple of DICKS! | 
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4 Stars | 
This is what Alice Cooper was talking about when he sang "I Love the Dead!" At least, I hope so! | 
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Dog! | 
To Celebrate the Holidays, here's my TURKEY! | 
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Dog! | 
This movie is JUST AWFUL! I kid you NOT! It Must Die! | 
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5 Stars | 
The best novel so far this Century! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
A Western that Never goes SOUTH! | 
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4 Stars | 
Twisted, beaded, braided Adult Fairy Tale of Chance, Fate, Darkness and Light!
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3.5 Stars | 
Strange Neighbors!
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3.5 Stars | 
The Universal Monster that swam UNDER THE SONAR! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
The Corman Monster that swam Over the Rainbow! | 
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2 Stars | 
Beautiful Strung Out Nurses versus the Viral Dead
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Dog! | 
Offensively bad coming of age enema!
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2.5 Stars | 
Imperfect, but easy to love Suspense Thriller... | 
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4 Stars | 
Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror at its independent best!
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4 Stars | 
Faster Psychological Sci-Fi/ Horror With More Intensity!
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2.5 Stars | 
Cute Christina in a Wolf version of Scream! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Watch out for this ONE DEADLY CYN! | 
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4 Stars | 
Alone Again or... have you seen the Damned? | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Legends of the Dork Joker! | 
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3 Stars | 
Bane Vs. Bale! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
When Smart Bombs become Smartass Bombs! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
A character driven, yet dull, retread of Ringu! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Something's Fishy in the Big Lake. | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Incredible Horror Titan that taught the rest!
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2.5 Stars | 
a few good ideas are diamonds in this Rough Rough!
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2.5 Stars | 
Really Silly disaster movie as realistic as Peter Pan!
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3 Stars | 
After the Night, beyond the Dawn, came the Day... and soon it spread across the Land!
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2 Stars | 
Another decayed remake, this time with a surprising cast.
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2 Stars | 
Endless violation. 
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4 Stars | 
Welcome to Earth, Have some BULLETS!
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3 Stars | 
I come in Peace... Now DIE!
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3 Stars | 
Cheesy Silly Fun Zombie Schlock from Peter Jackson | 
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3 Stars | 
It's a Dead Man's Party... who could ask for more? | 
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3 Stars | 
The Dead get Back In Shape, with the Jack Albertson Workout! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Uncivil Horror with a strange backdrop... and title! | 
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3 Stars | 
The night HE awoke from the DEATHDREAM! | 
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3 Stars | 
Aw, come on, that's the BOOZE talkin'! | 
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3 Stars | 
Aw, come on, that's the FANS talkin'! | 
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2 Stars | 
Dumb Zombie film, that I'm damned glad I watched. Ha Ha Ha! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Aw, c'mon... YOU didn't get a Deer??? | 
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4 Stars | 
More inventive than your average Metal Band! | 
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Dog! | 
Delirious, impotent Nammers in Missouri! What a great synopsis! | 
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3 Stars | 
Somehow the annoying people in theatres don't bother me as much! | 
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4 Stars | 
Big Screen Cocnerts gets it right... the Audience didn't.
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3.5 Stars | 
I've got you... under my skin!!! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Never let them see you CAVE IN! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Violent modern western sequel to El Mariachi | 
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4 Stars | 
A Base Hit for ABC... Now can they make it home? | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Yep, they're doing it! A hit show worth watching! | 
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DOG! | 
Isn't Cannibal Sex illegal in most counties? | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Um... does the Devil Wear Skechers? | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Fun and Creepy, but not the best! | 
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Dog | 
Great cast, so-so film, no frights, unintentional laughs, I need a drink! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Shooting the DEAD is worth a SHOT! | 
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3 Stars | 
James Bond has seen better "days" than this one! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Name: John McClane. Occupation: SUPERCOP! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
It's your basic happy Christmas movie with... with Mercenaries and Death crap. | 
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4 Stars | 
Hot Town, Summer in the City... it's about to Boom! | 
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3 Stars | 
Eddie Murphy and a hundred fluffies versus the Mob!
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3 Stars | 
Is the Mysterious Stranger's Delivery Dead On?
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3.5 Stars | 
Now there's a Collective you need to RUN FROM!!!
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4 Stars | 
Resistance is Useless!
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3.5 Stars | 
Whose afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Little Red Riding Kilt! | 
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4 Stars | 
The prequel we wanted! | 
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2 Stars | 
My name is Domino. I am a bad movie. | 
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5 Stars | 
The Surreal Cult Classic gets even better!
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Dog! | 
Hang up on this one!
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Do I really even have to tell you not to go this time?
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Don't go in the woods... that's where Bears go, you animal!
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Don't Even Bother Going Near The Park!!!
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2.5 Stars | 
A "Don't" film that actually adds up to a "Do."
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Pranks don't stop over Holiday Break!
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Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the fly, I have a little something here.
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The Spanish Version is a Classic Too!
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Giant Cobras, Ancient Prophecies and one stupid movie!
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4.5 Stars | 
Karl Urban Is Judge Dredd!
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And this is DRILLER! Dril-Ler Night...
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4.5 Stars | 
Excellent religious Sci-Fi novel!
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2 Stars | 
Vapid adaptation of Dune more style than substance.
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3.5 Stars | 
Fairly accurate but somewhat dull Dune adaptation!  | 
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From KUNT FILM comes Turkish Star Wars!
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2 Stars | 
I think... it's supper... TIME!
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3 Stars | 
Eminem stars as Eminem in a Movie you've already seen! | 
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4 Stars | 
Intelligent Sci-Fi about gifted youngsters. | 
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THIEVES! THIEVES AND LIARS! | 
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Talk about Ungracious House Guests!!! | 
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2 Stars | 
Hardy-Har-Har... NOT!
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4 Stars | 
Still the ultimate experience in... ah, you know!
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2 Stars | 
THE COMPUTERROR IS COMPUTERRIFYING! Oh... Runtime Error.
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Another lame Sequel without Prequels is the 2008 Thanksgiving Turkey!
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3 Stars | 
Cronenberg's adventure through a Video Game!
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3.5 Stars | 
Emily Rose is out standing in her field. Then she lays down in it!
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The Legendary Spanking of the Devil!!!
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DOG! | 
Well, we made history... LET'S MESS IT UP!!!
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3.5 Stars | 
Call us Legion... for we are... three.
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3 Stars | 
A few good ideas mixed in with a bunch of crappy ones makes this a half empty glass.
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2.5 Stars | 
Training Issue. Slap!
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2.5 Stars | 
When Chick Gangs clash with Cheap Gameshows the Blood hits the Fan!
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2 Stars | 
Document of Death. Sort of.
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4 Stars | 
A Must-See Documentary that's bound to raise some Ire!
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4 Stars | 
Thrilling multi-genre mystery of the best pedigree!
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2 Stars | 
The BAD movie they DON'T want you to see! | 
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3 Stars | 
Fantastic Jessica, and a Fantastical Plot make this Foursome a Mixed bag! | 
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3 Stars | 
Silver Surfing with Alba and Lowe... how bad could it be??? | 
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3.5 Stars | 
I'm Diggin' for FIRE! | 
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5 Stars | 
Possibly the best TV Show ever made!
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3.5 Stars | 
Rygel Loses Moya in a Duplicitous Card Game! | 
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5 Stars | 
The Best Two Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV! | 
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5 Stars | 
Make that the Best FOUR Hours I've ever spent in front of a TV! | 
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Horrible cheapie with one great actor!
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3.5 Stars | 
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO GULAGER! | 
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2 Stars | 
Unofficial, unauthorized, uninteresting remake of The Ring | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Canada's newest Rock Star is worth her Rock Salt! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Palahniuk's Novel is even better than the film! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
How far can you be pushed before you snap? | 
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4.5 Stars | 
The Making of a Film, the Unmaking of a Studio! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
A Killer Movie... that might come back and Kill you again! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Irresistably charming sequel... not great, but fun to watch! | 
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3 Stars | 
It's a thrill ride for the emotions... the brain can take a break! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
I'll take the FIFTH! | 
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It wasn't final. Should've been! | 
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3 Stars | 
Haunted Butterscotch! That's the plan! | 
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5 Stars (!) | 
If Pixar needs a Kidney, I'll give it one!
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4.5 Stars | 
All it takes is Pixie Dust! | 
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4 Stars | 
The Crash! The Rise from the Ashes! The WOW! | 
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2 Stars | 
Frankenstein... Gall Bladders... Liver... Guts... Nasty! | 
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2 Stars | 
Sort of like Blood For The Muse... 'cept different! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
This Flightplan should have stayed on the Tarmac! | 
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5 Stars | 
A Painful and Pained journey of an old War Horse! | 
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3 Stars | 
It's Foghat in Concert!  What else do you need to Know?
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4 Stars | 
The Monster of the Id never Forbids!
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2.5 Stars | 
Forget what you've seen and it might be okay!
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DOG! | 
Up All Night? You'll wish you weren't.
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4.5 Stars | 
Peter Frampton is incredible Live! STILL!
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4.5 Stars | 
Born and Lost no More | 
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It's ALIVE! And will NEVER die!
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4.5 Stars | 
Creature and Creator, Staged and Enraged! | 
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DOG!!! | 
Toxic Avenger vs. Deformed Wookiee! | 
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3 Stars | 
Two Horror Titans in a blood fest for fans!
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4 Stars | 
Hunter Says... Let her go, man!
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Dog! | 
It ain't cool bein' no Jive Turkey this close to Thanksgiving!
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4.5 Stars | 
A Serial Killer is inexorably TIED to his victims.
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2.5 Stars | 
Good story, good actors, bad director!
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2 Stars | 
Before the FIRST... there was... This. | 
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3 Stars | 
The first, and most shocking, of the Killer Thriller Chillers! | 
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2 Stars | 
Almost a complete retread... But fans should love it! | 
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3 Stars | 
Third Time, Third Dimension! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Fourth time... out of a fuckload more. Final indeed! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Hey, Tommy! Who's your friend? | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Hokey Hickey Hockey Honkey Zombie Jason in the Land of the Campy Camp! | 
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Jason Vs. Carrie! | 
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2 Stars | 
Jason Takes a Singles Cruise! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
All Horse Hockey ('cept the nudity)! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Night Frightmare! | 
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Dog! | 
It would take all Tony Chachare has to offer to spice this one up! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
This Time the Funhouse rides THROUGH YOU!
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3 Stars | 
Government versus Psychic, versus Psychic versus Dad!
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4 Stars | 
Great Period Piece about the Irish struggle!
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Dog! | 
Victorian Nude York, Bunnies and Death! Dog.
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2.5 Stars | 
Speed Demon, Hell's Angel, Steamed Ham!
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DOG! | 
Un-Famous Monsters of FUNLAND!
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2.5 Stars | 
Twisted take on the original Castaways.
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3.5 Stars | 
Things get a little HAIRY around Puberty!
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3.5 Stars | 
A Long Time ago in a Jawbone Far Far Away!
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Real Writers on Comic Books! | 
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2 Stars | 
Bamboo Beating of a movie featuring Mike Myers loving Mike Myers!
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5 Stars | 
An amazing (and responsible) dream project of a film unlike any other.
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4 Stars | 
Some Kind of Wonderful! | 
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Dog! | 
So we're calling direct remakes "Spin Offs" now? That's not a good thing, Homer! | 
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3 Stars | 
For the Rich Kid who has Everything... a Vigilante Career! | 
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3 Stars | 
Oa, by the way... | 
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4 Stars | 
BACK TO BACK HIGH SPEED KNUCKLE DUSTING HORROR! | 
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3 Stars | 
A Japanese American Horror Mixed Bag! | 
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4 Stars | 
Frightening, yet fascinating take of the SLA! | 
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4 Stars | 
Artistically creepy Horror. | 
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2 Stars | 
Uh, hey, Rob? How about a new album? | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Damned good Sequel. Makes the original look better! | 
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2 Stars | 
Throw in the Orange Towel, Rob! | 
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2 Stars | 
A Reason for a BITCH! | 
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2.5 Stars |  "He likes it! Hey Mikey!" | 
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2 Stars | 
Now he's just slashin' for the Cash In! | 
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2 Stars | 
Uncle Mikey's got a THORN in his PAW! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Michael Returns for the First Time (Forget the other Sequels)! | 
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2 Stars | 
Ending the Series on a Suck Tone! | 
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2 Stars | 
Unoriginal, but no worse than some actual sequels! | 
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4 Stars | 
The Zeff-Meister edits the Bard to showcase Gibson!
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2.5 Stars | 
A Modern Day of the Triffids... only not very interesting.
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4 Stars | 
Harry battles You Know Who (along with a swiss cheesed script).
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4 Stars | 
The Boy who Lived (with help) and He Who Must Not Be Named (with help) in battle again!
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4 Stars | 
Could this Mystery lead to... RIDDLE?
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4 Stars | 
Could the Boy who Lived ever truly DIE?
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4 Stars | 
Let's FINISH THIS!
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3 Stars | 
Funny in a doofus way, but great for Disney Fans!
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3.5 Stars | 
French Rednecks, French Hotties, French Chainsaws, French Frenchiness, Frenchy France France and France!
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3 Stars | 
Ballooning Budget, Sinking FAST!
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Dog | 
Very bad, Very fun (in a bad way), and glorious in its nod to nudity! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Mystical Comic Book adaptation goes Hollywood instead of Vatican!
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4 Stars | 
Hollywood goes FANTASTICAL in this killer sequel
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2 Stars | 
Pinhead gets Assimilated in Outer Space!
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Dog! | 
And you thought it couldn't get worse!
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Dog! | 
A Herculean Hulk of Bad! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Captain Avenger Saves the City! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
There can be only... Three so far... Plus the two TV Shows! | 
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3 Stars | 
The hills don't have brains... OR NUDITY! | 
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4 Stars | 
What happens when the Family meets the FAMILY? Only Cronenberg knows for sure!
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3.5 Stars | 
It this adaptation perfect? That would be Improbable!
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3.5 Stars | 
If you've got to see a Chick Movie... 
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3 Stars | 
Weak attempt at Cop Buddy Comedy hit for Ford!
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4 Stars | 
Far beyond Biopic, Far beyond Mild Mannered!
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3.5 Stars | 
The Silliest Movie you'll ever love! | 
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4 Stars | 
Dude, you... are... so... BUSTED!!! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Evil Supervisors from Before the Grave! | 
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4 Stars | 
I thought it was Horton Hears THE Who!!! | 
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4 Stars | 
Car Chases, Explosions, Gun Fights... This is my kind of Comedy!!! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Travel Back in time and SIMMER!!! | 
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3 Stars | 
Great Place! Too bad it's HAUNTED! | 
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3 Stars | 
Another Great Place! Too bad it's still HAUNTED, too!  | 
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2.5 Stars | 
It's not REALLY House III... nor is it a Shocker! | 
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4 Stars | 
Medical Investigations with a Curmudgeonly Hugh Laurie | 
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Two Stars | 
The basis for, and rip off of a lot of other flicks! | 
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THIS?  THIS is supposed to be Scary? | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Delightfully depressing! | 
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2 Stars | 
Derivative of everything except the original House of Wax! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
One thing's for sure... this isn't Cool Whip! | 
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3 Stars | 
Can you EXPOSE... The STRAW WOMAN?! | 
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2 Stars | 
Last Hess on the Wrong!!! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Primative "J-Horror", interesting story, silly execution! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Chock full of good stuff... almost TOO FULL!
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4 Stars | 
Great adaptation of our favorite Jolly Green Giant!
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Dog! |  The Human Centipede SUCKS ASS!!!
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Dog! |  Women in Prison face off with an Evil Doctor from San Diego!
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Four Stars! |  A Kick-Ass adaptation of an even MORE Kick-Ass book!
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4 Stars | 
New Orleans... will be New again!
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3.5 Stars | 
Selfish pimp becomes selfish rapper on backs of prostitutes.
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4.5 Stars | 
Scientific Vampire Lore Feeding all the Rest! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Is there any escape from NEW YORK? | 
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2 Stars | 
A Video Nasty off the CANADIAN path! | 
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2 Stars | 
Let's insult Cosby and Culp for money! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
See if YOU can stand it, alone or NOT! | 
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A Crotch Rending big mistake of a Movie from Fangoria! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Classic Horror with Real (and Real Scary) Zombies! | 
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3 Stars | 
Thrilling Black Comedy that just falls flat... | 
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4 Stars | 
Thrilling Mystery that just falls flat! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
It doesn't have an Evil Bone in its Body! | 
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Ilsa, Crapy Movie of the Subgenre! | 
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DOG! | 
Same Trash, Different Continent!!! | 
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DOG! | 
Ilsa Goes Bananas! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
He's Gay, he's a Cop... this should be a SITCOM! | 
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4 Stars | 
DREAM OF THE FLOOD! | 
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4 Stars | 
Make him Angry... be GREEN with Envy! | 
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5 Stars | 
Fantastic! (Notice I didn't Say "Incredible"!) | 
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4 Stars | 
Thrills, Derring Do... and most of all... CHILLS! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
At the GOLDEN MOUNTAINS... of MADNESS! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The second mother brings you to HELL! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Acting, Directing, Writing... SAFE CRACKING! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The Feel of FEAR in the FURTHER! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Dude... we can see you when you do that! | 
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4 Stars | 
Shell Head shows his heart in his first Live Action incarnation. | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The Gold Long Johns are back... and not alone! | 
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Dog! | 
Explicit Sex, Despicable Murder... you'd better run, KID! | 
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3 Stars | 
Who Done IT?! | 
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4 Stars | 
An insane Marine uses a straight jacket to Travel through Time! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Wonderful Triple Billed blues, Jazz and Rock Show!
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4.5 Stars | 
Two Sets, Three Sheets to the Wind. Loose Lips Sink Chips.
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4 Stars | 
A completely sane Marine uses Swofford's well-told stories to Unravel "the Suck"! | 
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Dog! | 
Well, that sucked! At least there won't be any more! | 
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2 Stars | 
Voorhees in Space... So much for that "Final" Friday, huh?! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
You hire a Shark Expert and he sleeps with your wife! Damn! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Bring Your Chums to a great Horror Flick! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Sink your teeth into a good sequel! | 
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2 Stars | 
The Third Dimension was ONE TOO MANY! | 
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DOG! | 
This shark not only BITES... he SUCKS! | 
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4 Stars | 
Kevin Smith's Laugh Fest and the end... for now!
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2 Stars | 
The best kind of Bad Horror Movie! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Who knew this would be any good... but it is!
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4 Stars | 
One of the Best Live Performers EVER! 
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4 Stars | 
She just keeps gettin' better n' better! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Dramatic and funny take on the real Richard Pryor!
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3 Stars | 
Martians - Four Arms to HOLD you!
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4.5 Stars | 
A Christmas Movie unlike any other! It's got Bullets and Death and Shellings in it!
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4.5 Stars | 
How 'Bout Cookin' Somethin' Up with ME?! | 
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3 Stars | 
Take a flying leap... across the pond(s)! | 
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4 Stars | 
An uncommon comedy! It's funny, but it also makes you think! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
Sad and Realistic Exposure to Afghanistan! | 
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4.5 stars | 
More than just Dust in the Wind! | 
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3 stars | 
Unpretentious funny movie... try it!
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3.5 stars | 
Taking their Boots Off up the ASS of CRIME! | 
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3 stars | 
It's funny, but it's nothing new! | 
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4 stars | 
Dad's a Poppin'! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Tarantino's first part of an excellent Revenge Drama! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Tarantino's Conclusion to an excellent Revenge Drama! | 
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Dog! | 
Want Some? Get NUN! | 
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3 Stars | 
Knightley good, but King Arthur's disappointing! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
The Original and Amazing Big Star of the Silver Screen! | 
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3 Stars | 
The Brobdignagian Silverback is Back on the Silver Screen! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
All creatures great and small... don't you know you're ridin' with the King? | 
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King Kong never escapes the land of Queso! | 
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Kong, the Bride of Kong and the Brood of Kong ham it up in this sleepy sequel! | 
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2 Stars | 
This one doesn't even have to try to be funny! But it might have been nice if they had. | 
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4 Stars | 
Whether you're entranced by the film, appreciative of the story or knocked out by the comedy, Kill! is a Killer, if you can handle it! | 
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3 Stars | 
A shadowy flank into the dangerous world of Men in Tights. | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Worth seeing, but certainly not Sea Worthy! | 
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4 Stars | 
Worth the 20 year Wait! | 
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DOG! | 
Ch-ch-CHIA! Chia CHIMERA! | 
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3.5 Stars! | 
WATCH IT IN BAD HEALTH! | 
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2 Stars | 
For Horror Buffs ONLY! | 
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2 Stars | 
Four Horror Buffs ONLY watched this! | 
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Not the best, but not the worst! | 
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Dog! | 
Been there, done that, seen it, did it. Damn! | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Dream of the Future, change the past, reshape the present! | 
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4 Stars | 
Fun and interesting Hollywood Take on Alan Moore. | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Aren't you a little SHORT for a House Haunter? | 
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3 Stars | 
Both Eventful and Unfortunate (by aaron pruitt at testsforge). | 
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There is only one Leon... and he's the best! | 
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The Definition of Action Film. | 
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4 Stars | 
Jerry Lee Lewis... STILL the WILD ONE!!! | 
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I can't tell you what it is, and I can't think of a reason to give it less than Five Stars! | 
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On Earth EVERYONE can see you're NAKED! | 
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Lisa Lisa (AKA: AXE): A Video Nasty that's... Not so bad! | 
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McClane... he never quits! Thank Heaven! | 
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3 Stars | 
The Dead Walk, but the Crops are great this year! | 
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Cute fairy tale with real talent!
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It's been done, man...
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3.5 Stars | 
The Perfect World has a CATCH!!!
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4 Stars | 
7 Hours of Blues and Booze!  Daddy Like!
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4 Stars | 
7 MORE Hours of Blues and Booze!  Daddy Still Like!
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4 Stars | 
Look who ELSE is having 7 Hours of Blues and Booze ALSO!  Daddy not reevaluating the "Like"!
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4 Stars | 
This time it was Fourteen Hours... And Michelle's wit spiced the show up!
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4 Stars | 
The Final Se7en... Michelle Like!
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Silly and underrated WB Romp! | 
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Excellent adaptation of an Excellent book! | 
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2.5 Stars | 
Get Lucky! | 
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5 Stars | 
Good! Now don't drop the Ball! | 
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They didn't drop the ball... boy did they not! | 
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Sdrawkcab Seog Tsol! | 
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5 Stars | 
Ille qui nos omnes servabit!!! | 
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5 Stars | 
Previously on LOST...  | 
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4.5 Stars | 
Tragically Humorous documentary about the Unmaking of a Quixotic film! | 
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Well-Acted if Flat tale of Discovering Japan. | 
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3.5 Stars | 
The original Dino-Classic!  | 
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4 Stars | 
I admit that Love Bites, but you'll love the teethmarks you sport after this! | 
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Dog! | 
Don't bother with this one... or even Love Camps 1 - 6! | 
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3.5 Stars | 
OH YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! I love it. | 
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4.5 Stars | 
All hail Josh Homme! | 
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